1. Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
-Maryon Pearson-
2. You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see
a smart woman with a dumb guy.
-Erica Jong-
3. I want to have children, but my friends scare me. One of my friends told
me she was in labor for 36 hours. I don't even want to do anything that
feels good for 36 hours.
-Rita Rudner-
4. My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't
decide to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives.
-Rita Rudner-
5. I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog.
- Wendy Liebman-
6. Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.
- Erma Bombeck-
7. If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing them.
-Sue Grafton-
8. I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.
-Roseanne Barr-
9. I think -- therefore I'm single.
-Lizz Winstead-
10. When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade
another country.
Elayne Boosler-
11. I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not
dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde.
-Dolly Parton-
12. I base most of my fashion taste on what doesn't itch.
-Gilda Radner-
13. In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything
done, ask a woman.
Margaret Thatcher
14. I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and
a career.
-Gloria Steinem
15. Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry.
Gloria Steinem
16. I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home
which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every
morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon and a cat that comes home late
at night.
-Marie Corelli
17. Women are like teabags: put them in hot water and they get stronger.
-Eleanor Roosevelt-
18. If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How
intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck?
-Linda Ellerbee-
19. I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.
-Zsa Zsa Gabor
20. Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission.
